In an alien planet???

Neither the stargate nor the startrek stuff here. Be it economy, upcoming movie...it's about the predictions that people put forth on a wholesome living that's happening from Mesozoic era to the Cretacious era. I hate predictions but fortunately or unfortunately, I am hearing a lot about myself and my future being predicted. Sometimes it's hilarious, sometimes it's headache, sometimes it's interesting, sometimes it's 'Ayyo, aala vidungada sami' and most of the times it's annoying. Top 10 common predictions and its causal effect here: Oru karpanaine vachukalam...You and your parents in the 'predictor's' office (veedu):

1. If you are in mid 20's, 'Aval(n)ukku Vyazhan nokku vandhiduthu, varan paakrela? ;)' ==> Nimmadhi pari poga podhuda
2. If you are in early 20's, Unga pulla kandippa higher studies pannuvan(l) ==> Irukra arrears-a eppo mudippanu first sollunga...
3. If you are in early 20's, Unga pullaikku ippo vela kedaikadhu...Junekku mela dhaan ==> Junekku mela evlo varushangal irukudhu...Eppayo kedaikkumngradhu engalukke theriyum
4. If you are already married and without a kid, 'Avaalukku kandippa puthira bakyam undu...2010la dhaan' ==> If it does not happen in 2010, we will hand over you to Vandaloor Zoo keepers to put you in a cage to amuse other kids (Anniyan style)...Will that be fine? murmurs follow...
5. Avangalukku panam avlo kaila nikkadhu ==> Yaarukume dhaan...Ellarum pettila dhaane vaikra. Iva mattum exceptiona? ;)
6. (S)He'll have Azheimer's disease ==> Thookam pochu pongo! Unakku short term memory loss varahukku vazhi panren vaa...
7. She'll become a Crorepathi ==> Endha Jenmathula? ;) [Let's enroll for 'Kaun Banega Crorepathi?' 'Who wants to be a millionaire?' 'Dus Ka dum' and 'Kodeeswari', if at all these shows exist now. If not, let's buy a lottery or atleast let's act in a movie. When Sam Anderson can do, why can't I? For SA lovers, here's a bonus: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F40kxDMJdbI]
8. Ivan vera jaadhila dhaan ponnu eduppan ==> Ser..u..pp..a edupom naanga!
9. Unga familyla nimmadhiye irukadhu ==> Idhellam kaetadhukkapuram irukkuma enna?
10. I will leave it to you guys to fill the 10th...:)